Belgian Sneeze
a fart which causes particles of watery sh-t, -n-l mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as fecal debris) to be expelled unexpectedly from the -n-s.
similar to a dutch cough but with more ‘body’.
a partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
i was in my office and i needed to fart so i checked the coast was clear and let rip. just my luck, it was a sneaky belgian sneeze and i spent the rest of the day with a sh-t-map of africa in the back of my pants!
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