Belgian Waffles

tasty f-cking treats.
belgian waffles- now there are some tasty little f-ckers.
when a chick is going down on you and you hit her -ss with a tennis racket as your busting.
i gave this b-tch a belgian waffle last night.
the act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a belgian waffle. the laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. this is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one’s employment is terminated.

it is also simply known as a “belgian” in corporate culture.
after reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a belgian waffle on his superior’s dell waiting for him overnight.
the only known cure to prostate cancer.
it is written only belgian waffles can defeat cancer.

gimme all the belgian waffles this bag’ll buy!! just do it!!!
a s-xual act where a woman lays on her back and her male s-xual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. the male s-xual partner then proceeds to hock a bl–dy and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. the male s-xual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the belgian waffle.
dude, i totally gave that chick a belgian waffle. she ate that mess up like she was starving!
your giving your guy head next to and ironing board. right before he’s about to c-m slap his -ss with a hot iron on his cheeks.
he wanted me to give him head so i made him a special belgian waffle.
n. – the act or process of squeezing the -ss cheeks of a female you are -n-lly f-cking such that compressed sh-t comes out, sculpted around your c-ck in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. great with whipped cream.
“oh, there are nuts in this belgian waffle. tasty.”