belgium waffle
take a girl and a tennis racket smack her -ss with it to make lines. then put syrup on her -ss and lick it off.
jonny gave sally a belgium waffle last night.
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an occasion where a group of sh-tfaced guys m-st-rb-t- to a waffle. last person to -j-c-l-t- has to eat the waffle. only gay if sober.
“i feel bad for mark, we played belgium waffle last night and he lost..”
“sick dude!”
“yeah i just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream.”
one girl sits on knees while two nice gentlemen shoot c-m ropes diagonally across her face.
ya, i enjoyed making her be’c-m’ a belgium waffle.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on the most proximal part of another persons well chiseled abs, allowing the j-zz to dribble down and fill in all of the lines between the recipients rectus abdominis muscles.
evan took home the asian girl with the 6 pack from the gym and gave her a belgium waffle.
it is when a male hardcore c-ms on a women’s br–sts that is from belgium. the man then pees and p–ps on the women’s chest(maple syrup) then you invite another woman over to eat the waffles
yo dude my woman said she was hungry, so i gave her some fresh belgium waffles
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