Bellheading
the act of using a black marker to draw a j-ps eye on the top of a bald mans scalp so that from an aerial view the subjects head has the appearance of a m-ssive b-ll-nd.
this is put to best use when the baldy in question has suffered sun burn or has high blood pressure. this gives the act of bellheading a far greater authenticity as the added pink colour further resembles a big shiny b-ll-nd.
it is best to bellhead somebody when they are asleep or highly drunk as this can, in some circ-mstances, provoke aggression as few people like to think that their head resembles a m-ssive shiny b-ll-nd.
fancy going bellheading today brad?
i know the perfect individual for a good bellheading.
i just bellheaded that drunk chody little dwarf.
i woke up to discover i’d been bellheaded in the night.
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