belly beans
lint and other material that has collected in the belly b-tton of a hairy chested male. the lint is then rolled into a ball and is given as a gift to others who he knows will appreciate the thought that you put into it. sometimes force is required for the beneficiary to appreciate the gift and how much sweat and time was needed to make it.
man 1: i have a present for you gunnar.
man 2: oh noes! not belly beans!
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any small individual candies that you eat sitting at the computer late at night one after the other without realizing how many you’ve eaten.
i had a 5 pound bag of m&m’s at the computer last night while playing second-life,and before i knew it i ate the whole bag of bellybeans,now i’m gonna be so fat cause they go right to my stomach!
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