belly spank


s-xual act when a grossly obese, as in cottage cheese looking belly, thighs, and -ss, takes their huge stomach and spanks their partner with that nasty glob of fat. the spanker usually also has kankles, multiple chins with food hidden in the folds, a richard simmons collection of sweating to the oldies, and cases upon cases of deal a meals deliver to their house daily (a case is only their appetizer). the spanker usually thinks that he/she is the sh-t.
that fat b-tch wanted to belly spank me. that is just disgusting!

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