belly wipe
an old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to s-m-n being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!
my mum found my belly wipe under the bed!
a crude term for a hankie, toilet paper or just about any garment or material that can be used or has been used to mop up s-xual mess.
best used in jest to cheekily suggest that you would wipe quite happily your c-ck on something.
(refering to a hat, tablecloth, curtain, etc) my, what a posh looking bellywipe!
(refering to a sock) you don’t want to touch that bellywipe…
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