Belmar Backstreet Boys
this isn’t a term so much as it is a label. it refers to all of the tools that live in belmar new jersey, usa. unfortunately, belmar backstreet boys represent the majority of the population. they are loud, boisterous, and c-cky. this c-ckiness can arise as a result of the ingestion of human growth hormone. however, it also arises from an inexplicable sense of ent-tlement. if you’re trying to spot an undercover belmar backstreet boy, they can usually be heard signaling each other through their use of terms of endearment. one such term of endearment is “bro.”
bry-“hey john, wanna surf?”
john-“chill bro…i’m in a meeting.”
bry-“i’m relaxed, all i did was ask a question.”
john-“i’ll get back to you when i reconnect with the rest of the belmar backstreet boys.”
ticklish pete-“hey john, would you mind bringing my surfboard to nick’s since you stole it 3 years ago and i haven’t seen it since.”
john-“bro, calm down, ok bro? d-mn bro…”
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