below job
the precursor to the term “bl-w j-b”. some time in the past people would refer to the act as a “below job” since it was done “down there”. when spoken quickly it often sounds like bl-wj-b thus creating that term.
hey johnny, i had a swell time last night! why don’t we hop in your edsel and i give you a below job.
a belowjob is when someone gets a bl-wj-b from a person under 16 (“below” the s-xual age limit)
eric got a bl-wj-b from one of his 14 years old friends, and proudly told sindre and hermann: “i got a belowjob yesterday!”
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