Ben Carter
a chelsea fc fan who regularly m-st-rb-t-s to match of the day and openly admits he would give john terry a rimjob if given the opportunity.
jacob : ey rossi wanna go down the boozer for a few pints?
rossi: nah mate, chelsea are on and there will be a load of ben carters down there.
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