ben johnson

the baddest m-f- on the face of the earth. often confused with the canadian sprinter who was caught using steroids, the true ben johnson is actually much bigger, faster, and blacker. his bad-ssness is surp-ssed only by his game and his s-xual prowess.
example 1:
scrawny white boy: did you see that bad -ss dude?

ben johnson wannabe: h-lls yeah i saw him son…that m-f- is dope as h-ll, and he’s hung like a chuck norris doll. he is so ben johnson.

example 2:
little b-tch: what’s up ladies, can i buy you drinks and then please all 5 of you for hours tonight?

group of women: b-tch who you think you is, ben johnson? get the f-ck outta here little white boy.
slang for “bl-w j-b”
friend: yeah, my girlfriend and i watched a movie together last night.

you: did ben johnson ever show up?

friend: no man, he must’ve been out of town.
1. the act of injuring or tearing one’s ligamites in one’s knee.
2. the ruining of ones athletic career due to a devastating knee injury.
wow, you totally pulled a ben johnson when you slipped on that rain puddle!
a war cry destined to become the source of many conflicts for stoners.

when smoking with a group, instead of p-ssing the joint to the left, hold it out and scream “ben johnson!”. the first person to grab it gets to smoke it next.
puff puff, “ben johnson!”