Ben Stiller Circumcision
when your zipper catches the foreskin of your p-n-s, creating an excruciating pain that can hurt for hours. this usually happens after taking a p-ss. (as seen in the movie “something about mary”, featuring ben stiller)
joe: “awww dude, the other day i gave myself a ben stiller circ-mcision after takin a p-ss, it f-ckin hurt.”
larry: “cool story, bro”
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