Ben Wallace

ben wallace of the detroit pistons. one sick defensive player who has m-ssive amounts of rebounds, steals and blocks. will help the pistons win another championship this year.
man, ben wallace shut down vince carter/shaq/yao/lebron/anyone who plays the pistons.
the best all around defensive player in the nba including rebounds and blocks.
ben wallace packed the f-ck out of shaq in last night’s game.
a great basketball player. best on defensive, mad large afro, plays for teh detroit pistons. scary as h-ll. last mother f-cker i would want to see in a alley by myself, though outside basketball is a very nice person. said to be able to curl like 400 pounds, though i don’t belive it.
ben wallace is a d-mn good basketball player
ben wallace of the detroit pistons
dude, ben wallace is mad thug…
very hairy pubic area.
comes from the fact that ben wallace, the nba player, has an out-of-control afro.
she’s never shaved; she’s got a ben wallace that needs a machette to navigate.
starting center for the chicago bulls. an incredible defender in the paint. grabs tons of boards, and blocks shots, too. does a lot of things that don’t show up in the box score, like tip rebounds and intimidate the opposition. kinda short for a center, but extremely strong to make up for it. on offense, he can’t shoot or post-up, but he can set solid screens and p-ss suprisingly well. will take a lot of flak (unfairly, imo), if the bulls get swept by the pistons.
“i had to bail you out with those free-throws.”
-ben wallace, to ben gordon, after hitting 7 out of 8

“don’t playa-hate.”
-ali g, to ben wallace
dude who sucks at free throws. worse than shaq. and that’s really saying something.
announcer: “well, ben wallace just airballed another foul shot…”