Benamen
(proper noun)
a person with superior driving skill and the person most likely to chauffeur your drunk -ss home in your own vehicle.
also, for an unrelated reason, one who has a total inability to flirt with anyone of the opposite s-x.
these specific characters of the human species are quite rare and only come out in public when coaxed heavily with outside pressure from close friends.
benamen can also be someone that lives in a trailer in their parents driveway.
drunk person: ” dag ‘ol, benamen. whouldja hurg ma fyurgen tchruck on over up to ma duggum place for cuz i’m o lil ona jrunk side for me hermayerkagergaderk…”
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