Bench Bitch


the person in a group that works out who benches the lightest weight out of the entire group. is -ssigned with cleaning up the workout area after the workout is over, also has to put weights on the bars. hench “b-tch” a new bench b-tch is -ssigned every week after every person lifts their max. the person with the lowest max is the new bench b-tch.

other names for bench b-tch:

bar sucker
weight wash-out
tony: alright guys it’s monday you know what that means.

everyone: groans
tony: suck it up p-ss-es, carl your up. . . . 15 minutes later
tony: ok guys max is officially the new bench b-tch for this week.
max: sh-t
carl: go get me a f-cking gatorade

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