bench-legged


short legs in stature
she’s pretty but kind of kind of bench-legged, barely long enough to keep the dew off of it.

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    the breaking of the skin around and inside the -n-s, generally caused by the skin being stretched too far. some bleeding may occur as a result. -n-l fissure is typically caused by s-xual acts which involve the insertion of anything large into the -n-s. -n-l s-x alone can cause -n-l fissure, though this is highly […]

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    small, or in some cases very large, maggot like creatures that dwell in ones nether regions (the -n-s(the sh-tter)), if one does not dry ones -sshole after taking a large dump or receiving -n-l s-x. “i’m going fishing, please may i use some of your -n-l lice?” “did one of your -n-l lice just crawl […]

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    related to the term -n-l leakage, -n-l oxide refers to the -ss juices permeated from -n-l leakage. heed caution, this acidic binary compound is capable of wearing a hole in your pantaloons. geesh, my -ss is so sweaty. i hope the -n-l oxide doesn’t burn a hole in my nice new pair of slacks.

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    the vibe a man gets from a woman just by looking at her, which implies that she would be in to -n-l s-x. “man, check out that hottie! she’s totally giving me an -n-l vibe.” “don’t you think that chick in the red is totally giving off an -n-l vibe?”

  • Anansa

    a beautiful, intelligent, somewhat shy girl. oddly enough; she is attracted to guys whose names start with j, b, s, and k. the type that’s easy to find, yet hard to keep. ron: there goes anansa, bro. timothy: your name doesn’t start with a j, b, s, or k so don’t get your hopes up.


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