Bench pressing



to sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.

if someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.
“i was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the sh-r-s of sweden!!!”

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