benchmarketing
the act of promoting software or hardware by publishing bogus benchmarks with cooked up numbers that makes the product look better than its predecessors and the compet-tion.
as an advanced technique, have some blogger push the numbers instead of putting it out in a press release.
our test suite shows it’s 5% faster!
… benchmarketing at work.
benchmarketing is the process of comparing one’s business marketing processes to industry bests practices to find the ideal solution.
steve: how do i know which is the right solution for my business?
consultant: we can start by benchmarketing your business needs to match you with the best providers in the industry.
Read Also:
- bengalfuck
1. a situation that will result with a terrible and non beneficial result. 2. a phrase used by the cincinnati bengals 3. to f-ck a bengal tiger. 1. did you hear what happened to todd today with his girlfriend? total begalf-ck. 2. ahhhhhh bengalf-ck!!!! 3. it’s tuesday night, time to bengalf-ck.
- bethanied
to drop your iphone in a way that the screen cracks like a spiderweb design a week after making fun of her for dropping her phone and breaking the gl-ss, i bethanied my iphone, now everyone makes fun of me. and of course apple wants to charge me full price for a new one because […]
- Besnick
a pale loser who has a small d-ck and b-tch t-ts, he gets mad quite eaily when he doesnt get his way, likes to be called a princess and also likes to be tea bagged on the weekend yo bro the new kid is such a besnick. hey john stop acting like a besnick for […]
- Beyowned
the act of toppling the supremacy of a rival, particularly one that is on the podcast beyond podcast with you. in the same vein as pwned and flora dora’d. greg miller totally beyowned craig harris when his questionable knowledge about retro gaming was corrected. a relative to owned or pwned it means to be utterly […]
- bezzle
ice, jewelry, bling-bling. i’m so cold, like the bezzle in my, just like the bezzle in my watch. -t.i., ‘bezzle’ a word used for the drug ketamine. particularly common in the north area the uk, in cities such as leeds and manchester stop f-cking about man and crush some bezzle up. i want a fat […]