Benchmarxist
a person who believes that benchmarks/benchmarking is the only thing that matters instead of the overall usability and/or feel of something
also: benchmarxism.
examples would be the constant and boring ios vs android, osx vs windows, intel vs amd, imports vs domestic (cars), single vs multicore debates, etc.
person01: “man, your myflush 3g phone sucks. it only has one core! look at my quadrant results. that’s right, i got 87,000.6! because i have 57 cores with my p-mobile megadouche 4gs ii”
person02: “efing benchmarxist! not everything is about specs! my phone works perfectly”
person01: “perfectly slow and old with a tiny, tiny screen!”
person02: “:/ gotta wait ’till my plan resets”
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