Bend it like Beckham
when a hermaphrodite has s-x with itself.
i’m gonna go up to my room and bend it like beckham.
a kick -ss british film starring parminder nagra and keira knightley.
the film is about jess “jesminder” a young indian punjabi sikh growing up in the suburbs of london who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) but her parents don’t think it’s “proper”
“anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like beckham?” – jess bend it like beckham
when a male is f-ckin a gurl dogystyle and after he -j-c-l-t-s in her b-tt. he kicks the b-tch across the room
did u have fun with suzie last nite?
na man i hada bend it like beckham on a b-tch
(n)this phrase refers to the s-xual action of bending your p-n-s as far as possible and then inserting it into a woman’s v-g-n-
dave: i heard you and jacki had a good time last night.
bob: not quite. she made me bend it like beckham.
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