bender

british slang for a poof (h-m-s-xual)
hey johnny, look at those pair of benders gaying it up on the dance floor
1. the status of being bent for more than a day. usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you’ll have a h-ll of a time explaining.

2. a h-m-s-xual male (british slang). someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. the alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on futurama.
1. what? monday off?! i’ll be on a three-day bender.

2. in the ’70s, no one knew elton was a bender.

3. “bite my shiny metal -ss!”
a hockey player who is really bad, usually has skates that bend at the ankles, so the player cant skate.
derek is such a bender…look at those skates he cant even skate!!!!!!
a kick -ss robot on futurama who smokes, drinks, and steals with style. he has a dream of killing all humans. his full name is bender bending rodriguez/ bending unit 22. his best friend is fry and he loves turtles because they remind him of himself.
“bite my shiny metal -ss!” (it is bite my shiny metal -ss. many people think that it is kiss my shiny metal -ss, but it’s not and they can go screw themselves!)
a term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life’s harsh realities (marriage, work etc) consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. anything goes.
“any idea why tim isn’t at his desk?”
“i think he’s still on a bender from the weekend, why?”
“his wife is looking for him…”
“deary me!”
1. a drinking spree;
2. a male h-m-s-xual;
3. a rec-mbent bicycle made by bender custom bicycles of garden city, idaho.
every sat-rday night, these benders go on a bender on their benders.
an alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.

note: this is not a “2 beers every night event.” every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own p-ss and puke. this is not for the weak and wary. only those who can truly rock out can handle this.
1. tuesday night commemorates my crossing from an unproductive drunken week to a full fledged bender.

2. come over tonight. i picked up some vladdy, i can’t break the streak of my two week long bender.
a hockey player who skates with his or her ankles bent in.
a. that kid sucks.
b. yea hes a bender

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