bendito


the puerto rican version of the southern term “bless your heart”.
“you gotta work an extra shift…again??? bendito.”
it means awwwwweee mainly used by puertorican said dito
awwwe that kid fell down… dito…. hehe
from the italian origin, bandito. the act of bending over to accelerate the p-ssing of gas, followed by leaving the room (a flatulence outlaw), making sure to drag the thick air around the highly populated portions of the room. can be a verb or a noun.
bendito: (bends over, farts, and walks casually–but with a purpose– around the room)
victim: (across the room, sniffs) oh my gosh. whats that smell? hey, where’d terry go?

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