Bendtnertainment
an exhilarating enjoyment derived from witnessing a master-cl-ss in footballing prowess by niklas bendtner. said spectacle typically involves the scoring of hat-tricks in the champion’s league knock-out stages or otherwise missing a hatful chances that one suspect’s their senile, semi-incontinent nan could put away blindfolded.
ash: ”mate did you see nikki b’s hat-trick midweek?”
dru: ”yeah, he took his chances a sight better than at the weekend i thought”
ash: ”granted, but what better bendtnertainment can you think of in two separate matches..?”
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