Benedict Fartold


a loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like benedict arnold betrayed the colonies during the revolutionary war.
chris: dude, come on. you farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! not cool, man.

tom: sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so i thought the coast was clear to let it rip. a real benedict fartold.

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