Bent Covin’
1) when one explains incredibly simple concepts in mind-bogglingly complex terms, to create the illusion that one is a “straight up g”
2) when one spends all disposable income on luxury items in the hopes of landing some serious, deal-breaking, high-school sn-tch
3) when one creates the illusion that one’s blackberry is ringing “off da hook” with important business calls, by answering non-existent calls and emails with snappy one-liners derived from one’s last name (see also: douschebag)
mike: hey doug, check out that chick over there… i’d like to do some due diligence and check out her cost-benefit -n-lysis.. maybe give her my loi to get some marginal rate of return on those t-tties.
doug: yo… morgan stanley, stop bent covin’ me and just shoot me straight…
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