Bentley High School


a school located in the lush heart of lafayette, ca plagued by a plethora of white, spoiled wannabes complete with mustangs galore and an overall mediocre sports program.

the tuition, a copious amount of money, exceeds the cost of some prestigious private colleges (note: students do not necessarily go on to attend prestigious private colleges, except in the case of family legacies/bribery).

while it is true that the school requires an application, somehow the amalgam of dumb blondes present each day does not necessarily justify the need for an application.
n-body at my school likes me, but my parents happen to own a large oil field, so i will go to bentley high school.

my teachers told me i was worthless, so i went on to be valedictorian at bentley high school.

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