bento


a j-panese term for lunch boxes
did you bring my bento?
a mercedes benz
santa baby, leave a bento under the tree for me.
1. a descriptor for being organized, set up; fixed.

e.g. in a work situation –
jon: “are we ready to rock and roll?”
kathy: “yeah, i’ve got it all bento-ed! let’s go!”

a fat b-tterball like creature that sits in his house all day in front of his computer watching girls who love girls who love horses
he is such a bento he never comes out of his house
a fat b-tterball like creature that sits in his house all day in front of his computer watching girls who love girls who love horses
he is such a bento sitting is his house all day!
a large b-tterball like figure who loves the hairy gay-mans -ss.
he is such a bento, touching that guys -ss.

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