Berlin bike


a rattling piece of junk.

impractical, unsafe for any purpose and thrice stolen in the last year alone, the berlin bike creaks ominously as you shift your weight on it. you always feel a bit anxious that you might chance upon its still-grieving former owners.
“typical berlin bike, €90”
“retro hollandrad, €180”
“nice city bike, €45”

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