Bernie Pal


any person who has spent any time at a certain girl’s camp in sundridge who spends most of her time eating cheese, trading silly bands (no matter what age the camper may be), trying to guess what the next meal might be and complaining about the weather, and are confused about things such as running water, mild showers, technology and boys. hence why they obsess over maintenance and kitchen staff.
girl #1: it’s too hot and sunny out today! i don’t want to be outside!
girl #2: you’re such a bernie pal.

girl #1: omg. i just had a bernie pal moment. that guy on the tractor is so good looking.

girl #1: what’s electricity?

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