the man who should have been the 45th president, but wasn’t. trump was. trump is trumpity dumpity. it’s when someone was supposed to do something, but someone who doesn’t like them speaks out against them, making it so that they don’t get to do what they had permission to do, all because of one f$*#($ a%($)#e
poor annabelle gets berniepresed a lot.
- no rewind remind
1. the movie t*tle regurgitation that gives you the *ssurance that you are watching the right move. 2. when a character mentions the t*tle during the movie. when watching dude, where’s my car, ashton kutcher askes seann william scott, “dude, where’s my car?” it’s a totally obvious no rewind remind.
- kitten pregnancy
after you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it jill did a kitten pregnancy after the gerbil lived for a month
- popsicle c*ck
when the p*n*s is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. this is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well. i love to ride on those snowmobiles even if i’m riding on one with your dad, but when we […]
- donald c*nt
an insult for when c*nt just doesnt cut it. “grab the donald c*nt by the b*lls” “you’re not just a c*nt you’re a donald c*nt”