bernise


basically, a v-g-n-.
“hey, show me your bernise, i’ll show you mine!”

“nah, she’s not feeling well after last night..”
bernise is obese, she originally comes from whales. and when i say whales, i dont mean the country i mean the animal. she looks like a pear and when u poke her belly she will pop like a balloon. denises are not very fun to look at. she uses steroids and eats beaver food. as u kno, this listing is under transportation, cuz when she steps on the scale it says “please step out of the car”
the bernise in the movie dodgeball

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