berry glue
when someone get angry at you for the stupidest sh-t, they have the “berry glue”. meaning that their v-g-n- is super glued shut and they can’t have their period resulting in a permanent state of pms.
john: “dude, i got this new music on my ipod.”
-listens to music with friend-
d-ck: “man that music is sick, bro.”
-next day-
d-ck: “hey john, i got that music you showed me on my ipod too! i really enjoy it.”
john: “f-ck you bro, you’re always stealing my sh-t.”
d-ck: “get over yourself man, you blatantly have the berry glue”
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