Bert and Ernie
n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, c-ke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be “tickled” terrorize deaf mutes and a latina woman usually named maria
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derogatory term for two gay males. this can be a noun to describe someone, a noun to describe an act, and an adjective.
noun1: heh heh, check out bert and ernie!
noun2: ew! they were in the bathroom doin’ the bert and ernie!
adjective: those two h-m-s are so bert and ernie!
s-xual term when two dudes give each other hand jobs in separate beds.
those two room mates are so h-m-, they probably give each other bert and ernies all the time.
a girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.
-“i pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place..”
-“you f-cked them?”
-“nope, bert and ernie.”
refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman’s saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character bert from the children’s tv show sesame street’s long oval-shaped head.
that old fattie sure has a pair of bert and ernie’s.
when something is tight
example 1: “man that party last night was so bert and ernie bro!”
example 2: “dude she was sooooooooo bert and ernie i’m gonna hit that one more time”
to do something half -ssed.
“i totally bert and ernie’d that exam”
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