Berted
when a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like bert from bert and earnie.
i told you not to fade it high. you berted me.
similar to rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. this can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a compet-tive game or generally messing up.
its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of chris lambert, a cbbc host in the early 90’s famous for his put-downs.
‘your mum’s a slag!’
-no response
‘dude, that guy totally berted you’
‘i lost at one touch one bounce’
‘yeah, you were berted pretty bad’
‘take one step closer and i will bert you’
‘its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you’ve been berted’
‘i dont like your friends- they kept berting me.’
‘bert you!’
‘bert off!’
when posting an embarrasing picture of friends with bert (photoshopped) on social networks. getting berted is usually meant as a joke from one friend to another.
you got berted.
omg, she so got berted on facebook!
someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
the insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down
berted
guy #1- dude, youre such a nerd
the ‘bert’- at least star trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prost-tution.
guy #3 – ohhhh! you so got berted!
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