Bertke
j-zzing your pants while you make out with a girl.
alex bertked his pants while he made out with taylor.
almost as good as a s-x goddess. lacking in knowledge of s-xual positions. prefers s-x on a work out bench. favorite move is the jennifer on the sit up bench.
the act of doing the wiggly woo. (thrusting and gyrating as fast as you possibly can it is believed that if a bertke starts the wiggly woo without contact it will cause pre mature -j-c-l-t–n)
“did you see that bertke she was so excited she did the wiggly woo first thing boy was he excited. talk about premature -j-c-l-t–n”
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