Berto


the coolest guy in the world!
i wish i was berto
p-n-s,
mate, look at the size of my berto
a drive-thru mexican restaurant with cusine that borders somewhere between a full-out cantina and fast food- the mexican equivalent to cheap chinese take-out. the menu consists of typical mexican-american fare and is usually substantial in size. it is no generalization to note that every ‘berto’s has a signature burrito- often named after the state or city that particular burrito is purchased in.
also to note that most ‘berto’s are converted weinerschnitzel, raxx or naugle’s restaurants- offering a clean, slightly antiquated environment, and that all ‘berto’s have an unlimited “chips n’ salsa” bar inside.

examples of a “berto’s” include, but not limited to:

umberto’s

adalberto’s

humberto’s

oberto’s

emberto’s

hamberto’s

bertolinos

abertos

robertos

ebertos

(calling from drive-thru)
“i’m at ‘bertos, you want anything?”
“which one?”
“the one on (xy) street.”
“pick me up a california burrito combo, but tell ’em no salsa. i don’t like the way they do it there.”
“yeah, the salsa at the other ‘berto’s is a little better.”
to prematurely -j-c-l-t- in your pants from petting of the d-ck, being high on marijuana and ‘shrooms’.
“dude, i woke up this morning high on shrooms and weed and i had j-zzed in my pants.”
“man, you totally just bertoed!”

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