besserwisser


from german. meaning “knowing better”. and that’s exactly what it refers to, like the more common “smart -ss” or “wise -ss”, or even “smart elick” (smart aleck). a besserwisser – or wise -ss – is a person, often intellectual, or at least pseudo-intellectual, who thinks he or she has more general knowledge about things than most others. it can be correcting language mistakes in grammar and spelling, or it can be within a specific topic like everything from politics, geography and baseball to history and science – anything you can imagine!
– you know that “bananarama” dude at the madonna forum? jeesuz, he’s so annoying! such a besserwisser! whenever i make the tiniest spelling mistake, he’s there immediately to correct me and make me look everything but good. and whenever there’s a discussion, he always claims he is the one with the correct answer. every single time – it never fails! even though i’ve caught him in misleading knowledge at least a handful of times!

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