Best Abs


inspired by mike “the situation” sorrentino of jersey sh-r-. he has the best abs in the business and is always taking care of business.

best abs means you send out the guy or gal who can get the “situation” taken care of quickly and effectively.

the person with the best abs is the go-to person, sometimes on the front line, sometimes a wingman.
we’ve got to close this deal or we will get fired, let’s send out tom, he has the best abs.

those girls over there are cute. we can have mike talk to them, he has the best abs and then he can introduce us.

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