Best dress-up sweatpants
the best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.
i am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to olive garden for our first date.
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