Best Roomie Ever


she never gets ready at the same time as you, so you usually don’t have to fight for the mirror, you like the same music, you share chargers for everything, she loves jesus just like you, you can look like an idoit and she still manages to sleep in the same room with you and not be freaked out, she goes to ihop at 2 in the morning no matter what, and she tells you the honest truth when something you do is stupid, or when you look ugly, or when guys are just being idiots.
alyssa: amanda, you are the best roomie ever.
amanda: alyssa, you are the best roomie ever.

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