Best Shit
the things that a person may say or do to impress and endear themselves to another person……usually when they are on the pull.
hey, check out rob. he is pulling out his best sh-t with that girl !
dude, you were pulling out your best sh-t last night……
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- Skooch ya cooch
the act of telling a woman to move, or a woman moving. cooch in this situation refering to a womens v-g-n-. p-ssed off guy: hey b-tch your in my seat, skooch ya cooch! b-tch: fine i’ll move.
- Cranbrook b.c.
otherwise known as d-nk town due to the large population of d-nks. can you give me a ride to d-nk town? i need to go to walmart. have you ever heard of cranbrook b.c.? ya, i know where d-nk town is.
- crapberry bog
the devil incarnate you leave in the toilet after producing semi-liquid diarrhea. the myriad of large b-lls of solid fecal matter take the form of a brown cranberry bog. i put enough tabasco sauce on my quesadilla at lunchtime to create a cr-pberry bog in the toilet before i left work.
- slav squat
refers to the squatting position often done by russians and other slavic people while loitering/waiting outside. i saw a russian in a slav squat while smoking a cigarette.
- Slaw job
a complex, painful, and pointless task -ssigned by a superior purely for his own self-aggrandizement in front of his superiors. best responded to by a subtle act of malicious obedience that results in the superior’s embarr-ssment, thus becoming a true milwaukee slaw job. “i’m going to be here all weekend on this, but when my […]