Best Video
best video is an awesome video store in hamden, ct with lots and lots and lots of random good -ss movies like cheerleader ninjas (not the same as ninja cheerleaders…get it right!). they sell amish popcorn. there is a ups man named carl ____ who comes in every day at the stroke of 5:30 and he has a personality ripped straight from the latest p-rno. he is also very fond of kathleen wolak and hits on her persistently and hopes to bag her one day ;). there is a coffee shop there run by the local lawyers who thought it would be funny to name it legal grounds because they’re lawyers and legal is a lawyer term and grounds is a coffee term and a lawyer term. hahahahahah. an employee of both is the s-xually ambiguous max stenstrom.
best video is the sh-t!
anyone seen kathleen today? -carl
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