bestied


to get so drunk you’re unable to speak coherantly & simple tasks like walking, taking a p-ss & remembering where you live become impossible.
“hoo yeti. w-ssy out?”
“aye, he’s over there.”
“creased?”
“bestied up.”
“f-cking p-sshead.”

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