Bestiology


bestiology is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful, frequently drunk, g-d, a monotheistic baccus if you will.

bestiology has, as of yet, no holy book but does have commandments and worship takes place not on consecrated ground but in cheap taverns.

the g-d of bestiology has a comically large, mishapen head.
all religeons are false except, of course, bestiology!

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