Beta Male Music
music that is written, performed, or about beta males.
1. the type of songs with lyrics that describe a male social outcast who in the end of the song may or may not win the popular babe he secretly crushes on.
2. songs that describe beta male’s in-your-face rebellion towards social stereotyping or alpha people.
3. songs that profess a beta male’s secret love to a girl of higher social status or simply, a girl he likes but knows he can’t have; most commonly, his long-time girl bestfriend.
4. songs that profess beta male’s eternal love for his girlfriend or mom or grandmom or his buddies or his dad – whatever works.
5. songs that describe a beta male as his girl’s “shoulder to cry on”
6. songs that describe a beta male’s frustration over his relationship with a girl who’s full of herself and does not value beta male’s greatness.
beta male music examples:
1. teenage dirtbag – wheatus
2. pork and beans – weezer
3. gimme a chance – plain white t’s
4. 1234 – plain white t’s
5. kelsey – metro station
6. annabelle – a rocket to the moon
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