Beta Mouse
beta mouse – a man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.
man 1: did you see michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
man 2: michael’s such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of sh-t.
woman 1: did you hear that when stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
woman 2: poor stacy, she’s a beta mouse.
beta mouse – a man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.
man 1: did you see michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
man 2: michael’s such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of sh-t.
woman 1: did you hear that when stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
woman 2: poor stacy, she’s a beta mouse.
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