Betelgeuse
the red supergiant star in the constellation of orion.
this ageing beauty is one of the few stars on which surface features have been observed.
pr-nounced “beetlejuice”, the word was thus misspelt to provide the name of the t-tular villain in a 1980’s tim burton film.
geek#1: someday our sun will run out of hydrogen fuel and become a giant like betelgeuse.
geek#2: someday you’ll regret wasting your life on the internet, when your eyes are burnt out from the persistant glare of lcd screens.
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big star that will eventually 0wn us all
betelgeuse is gonna f-ck us up
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