Bethany Male


a bethany male is a new breed of man. they will act like they want to help, but when they see you carrying something heavy, they just watch. they skateboard or play an on campus sport. they like the girl to guy ratio when they get here, but then realize that it does not help their chances at all so they revert to douche baggyness. they like to wear abercrombie or santa cruz sweatshirts and reefs. they frequent the sessions sales and wear a sessions shirt at least once a week. they all play guitar and sing. their hobbies include trying to pick up girls in the followingr times and locations: chapel, cafe, welcome week, service projects, pop park, cl-ss, etc. also they like to propose.
are you dating anyone right now?

no, there are only bethany males here.

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