better a smartass than a dumbass
quick witted response given when someone calls you a smart-ss that furthers your smart-ssness.
bill to bob: “you look like erectile dysfunction!”
tom: “you know what erectile dysfunction looks like? i’m sorry man.”
bill: “smart-ss”
tom: “better a smart-ss than a dumb-ss”
bill cries himself to sleep.
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