Better Marriage Blanket
better marriage blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
youtube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.
john: (faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket
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